hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
That reminds me...we need to get swords
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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