Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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