Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
you made out with another girl for some wings
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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