I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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