Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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