so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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