In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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