I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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