well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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