you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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