so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Girls should come with a carfax report
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
