Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
