Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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