just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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