help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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