I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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