If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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