is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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