Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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