Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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