i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm like, not good at living.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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