I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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