Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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