# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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