new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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