I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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