3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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