He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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