butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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