so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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