Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Randomize
