This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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