i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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