As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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