So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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