but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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