I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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