just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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