hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
