Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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