I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
