When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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