Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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