I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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