Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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