I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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