Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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