Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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