Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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