The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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