I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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