very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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